COWBOYS


i hate being a cowboy
what i mean is
that song by Paula Cole is bullshit
John Wayne was a shitty person
John Wayne isn't real
the Lone Ranger is a deadman
the west is dead, man
you can't pull sticks out of the mud
and build a horse
you can't call Texas your east coast
honey faucet
Paula Cole you are full of shit
go sing a song
about how full of shit you are
i am waiting.