one thousand one hundred eighty-five

have i told you what i haven't done
like my surfing to a galaxy
or showering on weekends

my miles map is an enemy
but i ignore most numbers
adding on adding and times tables

check the calendar for time left
check facebook
check myself before i wreck myself

does my moving make me easier to follow
see me always on the great plains
shoot at me from your thundering steel worm