PORNOGRAPHY


whatsa guy
gotta do
to get pissed i mean
fall off yr own pair of legs
shake yr damn yankee-doodle
put'r there pardon my
slimy paws
i don't have an eye-patch
to put out the sun beams
blastin' outta my Magic Johnson sized
super smile
this is brain candy
or mad when we meds me
sayin' things all twang
syrup is slurped or just tree blood
don't ax me
to murder these ol' saps
hand me a shovel
and i'll help dig a little
you know if you got
dirt on ya
yr already underground