write down everything that stops hiccups

1. my shit is worth more than my diapers
and explain to everyone
what butter can do for anything

2. i am about to be eternal
say things like computer sounds
no just make computer sounds

3. learn how to disappear
like magic
or science

4. peanut butter
this is where you start the iq test
that involves peanut butter

5. scare the shit out of me
do not tell anyone this
save for last resort before death

6. death
solves
everything

7. slam dunk a basketball
hopefully for your sake
you can do this instead of dying

8. kiss somebody
ask them first
unless you are about to die because you cant dunk

9. drowning
or pretend you are drowning
so that someone will kiss you