of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

i had a dream that i was living with my family (dad, mom, sister, brother) but i was me, now, and my dad ate all of my spaghetti and all of my chili which had bocca ground beef and grilled tofu respectfully and then went to work. when i woke up and found it my mom kept trying to defend him saying he didnt know they were mine because they had meat in them. i became furious and kept yelling tofu.


i applied for three jobs yesterday. a secretary, a lunch lady, and a janitor. i hope i get all of them. TODAY i received two postcards in the mail from the popo's telling me to pay my 544$ fine or else i would have a warrant out for my arrest. i also received a letter from the comish saying i had to turn in my drivers license or i would have a warrant out for my arrest. these guys i tell you. make me feel like a straight up criminal.

tonight we will be playing dungeons and dragons. i would like to use this as a way for me to talk about dungeons and dragons and whats going to happen in the adventure but then i would have to make sure to ban anthony, shane, mike, and CHAD from ever looking at it. but whatever. they are (Cyd, Argos, Deddy, and Revan) are currently in the city of Chebak. Chebak to me is a sort of combination of Casablanca and Mos Eisley.

Mike just walked out wearing GYM SHORTS.

anyway, Chebak, is a refugee city where many displaced individuals from the northern kingdom have been situated since the gates of the great wall had been closed. the main part of the city has been destroyed leaving only the inner city which is run by various teeves. currently the party is inside the inner city and have spent the past few days resting, gambling, shopping and various relaxing things. they are currently unsure of their current mission as their employer is long dead. they have a scroll that cannot be read that they were instructed to bring to the city of zygmalion (the former capital of the northern kingdom), but since they have begun this journey they have sparked the interest of several individuals who seem to know more than they do.

key npcs (treyf syrol, brisben hahsafet)

treyf syrol is an enormous statuesque man roughly 6'8" 240 lbs with a blonde beard and short blonde hair. there are many rumors that float around certain taverns about treyf as he has been reportedly seen with many influential people all over the southern and northern kingdoms. although he is mostly known as a bounty hunter/arms for hire, there is no question that he hails from the countries of the nordland. treyf often wears leather armor or no armor at all generally wearing browns/drab natural colors. he usually wields a bastard sword but also has a crossbow and an axe at this side at all times. treyf informed the party that they should not be so eager to make quest for anyone who asks it of them, saying that they have stirred up things that should not have been. he helped them escape from the forest temple as many prometheus monks were making their way through the underground passage and the party was in combat with the ferocious kahal. for his help he asked them to speak to an elf in the village of krygor and then make their way through the forest to chebak and speak to yorl darnef. however they seem to have forgotten this.

brisben hahsafet is the owner of brisbens cafe. so far the party hasnt really spent much time talking to him. brisben is basically the dnd version of:


when it comes to women, you're a true democrat.