HOW TO GET RID OF A HICKEY


first you have to stir
as hard as possible
and put at least
all of your pants on
sit in the sun
for days
taking several pictures
of the surrounding fauna
and notes
on where your shadow points to
each day
as the earth tilts
then take a big handful of dirt
and rub it into the skin
until you become covered
then jump into a pool
preferably your neighbors
if they have one